burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

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rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

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oeias:

we reblog the clothes we think we deserve

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cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

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thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

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edwad:

*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”

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