your fuckin horoscope

thefuuuucomics:

Aries - Selfish Prick

Taurus - Stubborn Asshole

Gemini - Annoying Attention-Whore

Cancer - Moody Jerk

Leo - Egotistical Douchebag

Virgo - Neurotic Bitch

Libra - Flaky Derelict

Scorpio - Obsessive Twat

Sagittarius - Awkward Fucktard

Capricorn -Greedy Emo

Aquarius - Perverted Psychopath

Pisces - Whiny Bimbo

(Source: chocolateshoes, via cutieslouis)

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alycs:

alycs:

So today as a prank I made a sheet music print out of Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball but replaced the name with “Christmas Time Meditation” and deleted the words and I’m going to put it in the with church music and see if the pianist notices.

He noticed and I can now add “Yelled at by two priests at once” to my list of accomplishments

(via pokemonisgo)

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telapathetic:

the floor is a shelf for everything

(via pride)

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whiteboyslayer:

shoutout to mozzarella sticks

(via that-stupid-tardis-sound)

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futuregroupie:

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online

(via seanp0donnell)

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