homevvrecker:

if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen 

(via seanp0donnell)

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goldenhaxorfoxhd:

shinjutori:

skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

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I’m on mobile and the gif won’t load but I’m assuming its Ryan.

(Source: bound2014, via smileslighttheway)

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psychedelicatessenn:

yosssarian:

if pooh bear can wear a crop top so can i

if pooh bear doesnt need to wear pants neither do i

(via comrnunitychannel)

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fruitpacks:

meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

(via dutchster)

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stmungos:

theshipqueen:

friend: you speak french?
me: yeah
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant

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(Source: magicconchshelly, via danfreakindavis)

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